Real Troll Talk's Journal: Real Troll Talk Featuring "pb"

Real Troll Talk - Issue #1

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Interview
[Me] (10:16:19 PM): hey man what are you up to?
pb (10:16:31 PM): geeking out, in parallel
pb (10:16:55 PM): me, ubu, and Captain_Tenille are actually *getting shit done* re: vector space searching
pb (10:17:10 PM): dailykos just started using it, k5 should soon follow
pb (10:17:37 PM): and in a couple of days I'm going on vacation, heading up to Maine
[Me] (10:18:09 PM): to see rusty?
pb (10:18:26 PM): not primarily, but he mentioned that maybe we could get together
pb (10:18:32 PM): my family has an old summer home up there
[Me] (10:18:48 PM): go see him and his wife and take pics
pb (10:18:52 PM): haha
pb (10:18:54 PM): now now...
[Me] (10:19:21 PM): would you ever fuck his wife is she snuck into your guest room at night and said she wanted your cock?
pb (10:19:31 PM): of course, if I was one of those fuckers who went everywhere with a digital camera, I probably would
pb (10:19:44 PM): probably not, sadly
[Me] (10:19:57 PM): fuckin pussy. be a man and fuck her
pb (10:20:04 PM): no dude, I've seen pictures
[Me] (10:20:31 PM): are you saying she's ugly
pb (10:20:39 PM): she's just not my type
pb (10:21:00 PM): I'm sure she'd never do that anyhow, because she's with Rusty, and therefore they're probably both goody little two-shoes
[Me] (10:21:42 PM): so basically you're saying that if she weren't fat and ugly and if she weren't a dweeb, you'd fuck her and cum inside her pussy?
pb (10:21:53 PM): maybe
[Me] (10:22:06 PM): is your girl ugly?
pb (10:22:10 PM): no
pb (10:22:26 PM): I guess I'm just loyal like that too :-)
[Me] (10:23:48 PM): i'm getting at this -> who's less ugly, your bitch or rusty's bitch?
pb (10:24:01 PM): beats me
pb (10:24:06 PM): I guess rusty's bitch is just plain
[Me] (10:24:26 PM): do you think he cums on her face like in pornos?
pb (10:24:39 PM): I think he asks for permission
[Me] (10:24:59 PM): do you do that to your girl?
pb (10:25:11 PM): no comment :-)
[Me] (10:25:54 PM): do you think rusty puts his penis into her pussy?
[Me] (10:26:00 PM): (correction: ass)
pb (10:26:03 PM): I would expect so... ah
pb (10:26:10 PM): who knows dude
pb (10:26:17 PM): is this what you do in your free time?
[Me] (10:26:17 PM): do you put it in your girl's asshole?
[Me] (10:27:06 PM): (i have done it, it's awesome and nothing to be ashamed of, so be honest)
pb (10:27:14 PM): heh, I have too
[Me] (10:27:56 PM): it's a little bit tight and they wince sometimes but if you relax and make them relax it works out, though it feels a bit faggity and you probably get AIDS
pb (10:28:04 PM): haha
[Me] (10:28:59 PM): i know you are a strong proponent of open source....
pb (10:29:11 PM): I suppose I am
[Me] (10:29:15 PM): do you feel that men who use linux/open source are at least slightly more prone to be homosexual?
pb (10:29:29 PM): ... than the general population?
[Me] (10:29:37 PM): and be honest here, considering the effeminate and weak limp wrist nature of many of our linux friends
pb (10:29:38 PM): maybe.
pb (10:29:56 PM): but to answer that one honestly, it's tricky
pb (10:30:04 PM): maybe they're just more likely to *admit it*
[Me] (10:30:08 PM): many linux friends of mine have lisps, are very weak (would have been killed in NAZi germany), and don't have girlfriends
pb (10:30:12 PM): haha
[Me] (10:31:04 PM): would you ever kiss a man?
pb (10:31:19 PM): sure, but I don't think I'd ever want to
[Me] (10:32:12 PM): if a man swept you off your feet and treated you like a woman but like a queen and bought you gifts and kissed you and loved you and took care of you, could you possibly imagine feeling love for him as well and letting him continue owning your body?
pb (10:32:51 PM): ugh
[Me] (10:33:00 PM): be open minded please
pb (10:33:00 PM): I doubt it, that would be weird
[Me] (10:33:21 PM): you know, a man like rusty or rob malda...they have a lot of money...
pb (10:33:26 PM): haha
pb (10:33:41 PM): [insert link to one of the Hemos sex stories]
[Me] (10:33:41 PM): connections...they're smart and fun...would you consider letting them enter your ass if you fell in love ?
pb (10:33:54 PM): that sounds like a vacuously true question
[Me] (10:34:21 PM): just be honest here, i know you're open minded and enjoy the linux commoradory
pb (10:34:31 PM): i guess so, but i kind of doubt it although my mind has been changed in the past about things
[Me] (10:34:35 PM): ok cool
pb (10:34:45 PM): definitely
[Me] (10:34:52 PM): how is scoop development going?
pb (10:34:54 PM): I'll be going back to researching Bloom filters
pb (10:35:06 PM): what ubu and I are doing doesn't really touch on scoop
pb (10:35:15 PM): but Captain_Tenille seems to be doing well with it
[Me] (10:35:19 PM): ok, but sum up scoop/rusty/k5 in one word
pb (10:35:30 PM): /me ponders
pb (10:35:50 PM): diminished
[Me] (10:36:01 PM): i agree. have a good night pb
pb (10:36:06 PM): 'night