Keitarou's Journal: Bahh...

A girl I know called me today and left me voicemail: "Call me as soon as you get this message".

Great. I called her.

"My mom is dead. The funeral is at 13:30. Will you come?"
"Ofcourse I will! You know how I love funerals."
*click*

I pressed on "redial".
"Did I offend you or something? I do that to girls sometimes. I'm sorry"
"That was really dumb, you know. Anyway, I guess I'll see you today."
"Hmm.. okay. Listen, I know how you're hurt and stuff, so I know what can cheer you up - let's have sex after the funeral!"
*click*

Geeze. What's her problem?