Lumpish Scholar's Journal: Who am I to buck twenty-three trends?

I've seen what must be twenty-three journal entries, which seem to originate with this page; so:

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.

For the text version, that means an error message will be printed to the console.

Hmm, not terribly profound.