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Is KoC down?

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  • ...after all they're just a bunch of high school PHP hackers... ;)

    Now I've got to remember to check it every half hour of so in case it goes back up. If everyone's gold and turns kept on accumulating, it'll be harvest time!
  • I was able to get on at about 6am, but unable to get back since then.
  • Error

    Age 3 Beta is currently undergoing maintenance. Please do not complain - this is a testing period.

    Kings of Chaos will return in a few moments.
  • It just came back, though it's slow. Lots of fat, juicy targets. I used up all my attack turns, the story of my life. [slashdot.org]

    -- Aramchek the Orc [kingsofchaos.com]

    • Indeed there were.

      I, however, am such a wuss. It was time to upgrade my fortification so I went on a rampage on a few of my farms.

      Chickened out when I got to 875k though because I was afraid of getting sniped. So I sold some dragonskins to make up the difference.

      And I've still got over 200 attack turns saved up.

      I'm such a pansy.
      • I use my weapons as bank notes. Try buying something that's 5.5million gold :) NO WAY in HELL you will save up that much without getting farmed. Just dump it into something you can sell back and save until you get it.

        -Ab
        • Yeah that's my intention. The point is though is that I could've made it. Probably.

          I'm throwing up FK-like defensive numbers with an army 1/10 the size of his. I haven't been successfully farmed in over a week at my ranking.

          Then again there's always the chance that one of the big and I mean BIG hitters will come along and snipe you right in the middle of a rampage.

          That would make me a bitter bitter man.
          • heh, cause I've been throwing up FK like defense, but only for offense :)

            I am one of those big time hitters that looks for people saving up. I'll go through 20-30 battlefield pages looking for the perfect attack :)

            -Ab
    • Yeah, I just used my 75 attacks to farm 3.4 million gold ... I feel like a bloated tick after finding that longhaired lazy dog. :)

      oh, and I got another hatemail from one of my farmees. Short and simple: "**** off ****". I assume he was trying to say "Fuck off dick" but alas, the filter done gone and mussed him up. I replied with a brief, "I'll stop farming you when you: 1. Get a better defense than my attack, 2. Stop carrying so much gold that it's not worth my time, 3. quit."

      -Ab
  • You vaporized the enemy!

    As JutStick's army runs from the battlefield you examine the collected spoils:
    You stole 1,292,070 gold from JutStick!
    You return to camp, your troops elated from your glorious victory.

    Sadly, I'm now out of turns...

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