Keitarou's Journal: I just don't get girls...

I was talking with that hot chick who lives across the ocean, and it's like there's no chance I gonna have sex with her, ever, so here how our IM conversation went:

Hot chick

oOooh Keitarou, ur so cute! i wish u were closer to me.

Keitarou

Yea, I wish that too, babe

Hot chick

well so i guess i'll see u here.

Keitarou

Yea babe, you will! So tell me, how about sending me some more pictures of you, so I'll have more material to wank on?

Hot chick

omg! who the fuck do u think u r??? what a perv! i'm putting you on ignore!

So, would anyone puhlease tell me wtf is wrong with the girls in this world?? If it continues like that, I might as well consider becoming gay.