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Journal ReciprocityProject's Journal: REAL_LIFE_CONVERSATION: Creepy Crawly C

ME_MYSELF: Hey, can I borrow the vacuum cleaner?

MY_MOMMY: Sure. Expecting company?

ME_MYSELF: No, just cleaning. I've filled five trash bags so far.

MY_MOMMY: Ok. Just be careful. It doesn't like nails or . . . sharp metal objects.

ME_MYSELF: No nails. Just dirts, scraps, stuff running under the counter.

MY_MOMMY: :disgusted look:: uhhgggggg.

ME_MYSELF: Nothing that disgusting. Just stuff that falls along the walls and tables.

MY_MOMMY: Oh. I was thinking you had little four-legged things crawling around.

MY_MYSELF: Not four legged things, no. A few six and eight legged creatures, but none of the four legged kind.

MY_MOMMY: Whew.

We gave you an atomic bomb, what do you want, mermaids? -- I. I. Rabi to the Atomic Energy Commission

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