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Journal Trolling4Dollars's Journal: Some idiot modbombed me

No matter you fuck. It didn't hurt my karma in the least. Have at me mother fucker.

While we're on the topic of bad manners at /., please note the following anti BSD troll a friend of mine concocted. It's stupid as hell, but it had it's moments. He hasn't posted it yet because he doesn't care all that much, and I CAN'T post it as AC so any other folks who want to start some fires can feel free to copy it. (I won't be too surprised if no one uses it, but it's fun to see so many swear words strugn together. Especiallyu when it pisses people off. They're only words folks.) It's way to profane for me to post non-AC. After all, I'm not a troll. Note, just so no one gets REALLY pissed at me, I like BSD and Linux and I use Windows (if I really have to) with no problem. To me they are just tools with my preference for home use leaning towards Linux exept where professional/semit-professional audio and video production are concerned. I am not responsible for the err... "opinions" expressed in the following:

You GODDAMED piece of FUCKING shit! Why don't you go and suck off your momma's teat like you always do when confronted by a real man! I've been using Linux for going on ten years and it IS WAY "LEETER" than your piece of shit molasses OS BSD. BSD is for fucking wankers you cock sucker! No one fucking USES BSD because you can't do SHIT with BSD. BSD IS A SERVER OS! Not a desktop OS. Why are you fags still using XFree86 3? Why do you guys have horrible security that makes sure that only root can do anything by default instead of putting the power where it belongs! IN the hand of the user! Why do you use pathetic ports collection to try and dream of having what Linux has?! YOu don't have any apps that anyone wants to use, you can't run programs like VMWare or Usermode Linux and you don't have kernel modules. BUt the biggest flaw of all!!! NO ONE WRITES A DECENT DRIVER for the latest and greatest hardware for your pathetic turd of an OS! Want to use a Radean All-In-Wonder? NOPE!!! OH SO SORRY!!! You CAN'T because there is NO DRIVER for it!!! Want to make a PVR? Oh so sorry!!! You CAN'T because there is no MythTV or Freevo for BSD! Want to do something more than play with your cock while letting your BSD box be a Quake server? Oh sooo sorry!!! You CAN'T because no one has the time to port to your piddly assed OS!! Want to use MPlayer, possibly THE greatest media player for any OS hands down??! Oh SO SORRY! You are completely out of luck because your OS is only worth the leavings that your momma used to make every month before you were conceieved!! Get a REAL OS you shithead. Even Windows XP is a far cry greater than BSD and that's not saying much. Spend some time with Linux and you will see the light... if you aren't totally retarded and don't have menstrual fluid and shit mixed together in your head for brains. But I doubt it, it sounds to me like you are a pussy ass stupid fuck piecec of wankdropping that no one loves and has no hope of ever getting above a 30 IQ rating. Go let the doctor plug you back into your machine. You shouldn't be typing anything because your an invalid. Stupid fucking turd wanker pussy fuck. Linux is the best OS EVAR!!!!

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