The Turd Report's Journal: The Turd Report 02/26/2002

I had Pho last night. i ate at Pho96 in Sterling, Virginia. "Pho", for those who don't know, is Vietnamese for sewer water. But, I digress. Pho is not that bad. I had beef Pho. There were other options, but beef sounded like the safest. They also had 'meat', tongue, gizzard, and tripe flavored pho. This morning I had a rather watery turd. It was still solid, but like a very thick mud in consistancy. It had a grassy smell to it, in fact, it reaked of grass. It was greenish-black in color, which is my standard color now, due to my iron pills. Clean up was a pain since all the toilet paper was gone. I had to use paper towels. The paper towles were rough and made my ass unhappy. Flushing caused the turd to disentigrate, it looked like muddy water going down the drain. I rate this turd as a 6.