It's so darn difficult to find a job. I hate that. I can't look because I have to be available in case the company I started sells. Of course, selling the company is always up in the air. I don't know if anything will happen, or someone will make a bid, or what. But, I'm married, in love, have high-speed internet access, so who needs money? Or a job? Maybe soccer shoes. At least I might win lawn care for a year this weekend. Just gotta pound a few nails into a board, re-pot a plant and run a wheelbarrow through some cones. Easy. I got it made. My rental property will be the greenest on the block. I hope my landlord will consider not raising the rental rate because of it.
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