DoctorScooby's Journal: About My Signature

Oh, one quick note for the interested (of which there are none, of course);

I find that I HAVE to put my sig at the bottom of each post as follows

Yours in Christ,
Doctor Reginald Scooby
Slashdot Trolling Academy

because otherwise the moronic mods (average IQ 38.6) wouldn't know what to mod me. You see, they're completely unable to think for themselves. They've got to be spoon-fed. If I claim to be a troll, I get modded a troll despite the content. With my other account, I claim to be a Fortran-loving PhD, thus I get modded Insightful for the same friggin' comments. Obviously I can't give away that account, or the jig will be up and someone will put 2 + 2 together... Being Slashdot, they'll come up with 5, but still....