Trolling4Dollars's Journal: Woohoo! I got MODBOMBED!!

First of all... I see from my sensors that we have a couple of clueless mods on board. Hello. Hello wherever you are. I just want to make it perfectly clear that you are not at all welcome. I've worked hard to get where I am today, and I'm not about to let some degenerate, humour impaired moderators take that away from me. I've sent out my DDOS henchmen and when they find you, they are going to take you and throw you into the vaccum of real life. No more internet access for you.

Now that that's out fo the way. I just want to say that in Soviet Russia, I welcome our new Beowulf Cluster-having overlords who come to us with hot grits in their pants and bearing tons and tons of photos of Natalie Portman naked and petrified. ;P You can hate me, but you can NEVER make me go away.

Addendum: I dare whoever modded me down (someone at Slashdot most likely) to try and keep me from accessing Slashdot. You can't. I will keep coming back and being a trolling bastard (even though I'm not really a troll) if it annoys you so much.

Don't worry...

[kikta]

It's been going around a lot lately. I doubt the editors would do it. I never troll & I still had some ass go back through my older comments & mod a bunch down. I guess it's the new trolling...

I've been modbombed before

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it's a lot of fun. it makes you troll even if you haven't previously. I highly recommend it. Anti-Michael trolls are the best.