retrosteve's Journal: Things Bush can't find

I just love this quote:

As of yesterday, the Bush administration still hadn't found the source of the White House leak that outed a woman as a CIA operative.

To recap, here are the things President Bush can't find:

• The source of the leak,
• weapons of mass destruction in Iraq,
• Saddam Hussein,
• Osama bin Laden,
• the link between Saddam and Osama bin Laden
• the guy who sent the anthrax through the mail,
• and his butt with two hands and a flash light.

--Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update