BlackBolt's Journal: My Good Magazine Idea

The best selling tech magazine in the world is my imaginary "Windows Patch Monthly". It's a magazine dedicated to the fine art of patching Windows and bringing your $3000 computer up to minimal performance and stability. Of course, it comes with a CD loaded with nothing but patches. Scratch that, it'd take a DVD to hold all the patches. Perfect for when you can't even get on the net to download the blaster worm patch because you're already infected.

I've also got a magazine called "Corruption", which is a political tabloid, fine reading for everyone who wants to see where their money's going.