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Journal by The Turd Report on Friday February 01, 2002 @06:20PM

I am still on my salad binge. My turd this morning was another long one. It was about 18 inches and as big around as a golfball. It was a light green-brown color and looked 'fluffy', for lack of a better term. It had the same dirt smell with a hint of sulphur. Clean up wasn't too bad with the wipes I use. It did make streaks on the bowl when I flushed it. I rate this turd as a 7.

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by Metrollica ( 552191 ) writes:

Why didn't you take a urinal poop? [urinalpoop.org]
some like to page widen, i like to quote platoon (Score:1)

by Mighty-Troll ( 549627 ) writes:

Bunny: Hey, I can dig it, man. When you smoke that shit everything kind of gets weird, you know what I mean? You heard that story about the gooks putting chemicals in the grass so we don't fight and become pacifists?

-Mighty-Troll

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