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Journal by The Turd Report on Thursday January 31, 2002 @02:01PM

My Doc has told me to get more iron in my system to better my chance at having successful surgery. I have been eating alot of spinach, mostly in salads. My turd this morning has reflected that. It was very long, at least a good 18 inches. It came out easily and with little pushing. It had a brown-green color and a dirt smell. The turd cleaned up very nicely. It flushed but left big streaks where it circled the drain. I rate this turd as a 8.

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Urinal Poop (Score:2)

by Metrollica ( 552191 ) writes:

Ever take a turd in a urinal? [urinalpoop.org]

If not, I am sure many readers would appreciate it if your next entry featured one.
You're Alive! (Score:1)

by FortKnox ( 169099 ) writes:

Hope everything goes good for you!

Can't browse -1, cause CmderTaco's page lengthening/widening. So, I'll be brave and make you a friend. Just keep reports coming, and get better, man!

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