New Movie Troll's Journal: Who is New Movie Troll?

I am the entity whom is responsible for (among other things):

The 12 Days of Goatse
Limp Slashdot
The Jay-Z H.O.V.A. Parody
TrollMaster 2001 ...and others

I've been called a liar and a plagiarizer. Wow, I'm... flattered.

Am I planning on making a name for myself here on Slashdot? Who cares. Slashdot can blo... Err, wait, on second thought, NO they MAY NOT!

Did you know "Old Stash" is an anagram for Slashdot? Next time you post, make sure you light up some old stash!