Ralph Malph Alpha's Journal: I'm fucking great.

Yeah, you know that I am, thatz why your sucking me off by reading this. You may as well add me to your friends list. Otherwise I will buttfuck your face.

Happy Days 4 LiFE.
Ralph Malph Alpha stabz ya dead
Ritchie Cunningham be livin large wid his hoes
Potsie gangbangin from beyond his jail cell
Mr. Arthur Fonzarelli gives ya three thumbs up
Joanie suck ya off while
Chachi tapz her ass

Damn, that's a fucken long ass haiku. 5-7-5? nah bitch, that's 5-7-FLAVA.

Enough for now. Fuck you.