ph43thon's Journal: why don't I have friends

I don't have any friends.  I have to spend all day putting software on my computer (like FreeBSD, Wine, Postfix, MySQL, OpenOffice, etc) just so I don't get lonely.  I need to 'apt-get more_friends' or 'portupgrade social_life'...  maybe one day people will read my online journal and fall in love with me.  I will check back everyday for comments.