Found (through a convoluted route) a Slashdot posting that I particularly admire (search down for Golias at http://slashdot.org/features/00/04/19/127207.shtml) and thought I'd have a play with the sociability features now builtin to Slashdot which I haven't really explored 'til now.
Conceived a social engineering project to befriend Golias.
These screamingly hilarious gogs ensure owners of X Ray Gogs to be the life
of any party.
-- X-Ray Gogs Instructions