ChesireKat's Journal: Dumb Men Jokes

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DUMB MEN JOKES

WHY ARE ALL BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?
So men can understand them

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GOVERNMENT BONDS AND MEN?
Government bonds mature

WHAT IS A MANS IDEA OF HELPING WITH THE HOUSEWORK?
Lifing his legs so we can vacuum.

WHY IS A PSYCHOANALYSIS A LOT QUICKER FOR MEN THAN FOR WOMEN?
When it is time to go back to their childhood they are already there.

WHAT DID GOD SAY AFTER HE CREATED MAN?
I can do better than this.

HOW DO MEN DEFINE A 50/50 RELATIONSHIP?
They cook/We eat; They clean/We dirty; They iron/We wrinkle.

WHATS THE BEST WAY TO FORCE A MAN TO DO SIT-UPS?
Put the remone control between his toes.

HOW DO MEN EXCERSIZE AT THE BEACH?
By sucking in their stomaches every time they see a bikini.

WHAT DOES A MAN CONSIDER TO BE A SEVEN COURSE MEAL?
A hot dog and a six pack.

HOW ARE MEN LIKE NOODLES?
They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.

WHY IS IT GOOD THAT THERE ARE NOW FEMALE ASTRONAUTS?
When the crew gets lost in space, at least the female will ask for directions

--hey its only fair guys you crack on us "dumb blondes" all the time ;)

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