Horny Smurf's Journal: sex.slashdot.org

Recently, someone commented that there should be a sex section for slashdot.

I concur. Let's examine the facts:

• Most slashdot readers (98%+)are male, and many of them high school or college students with a perpetual hard-on
• Most slashdot readers like getting laid, or would like to get laid
• an IDE for aome language I've never heard of or a blow job? I know which one I prefer.

To that effect, I believe slashdot should have an entire section devoted to sex.

Now, I understand that most (if not all!) slashdot editors are sexually inexperienced. No problem! I'd be happy to edit!

Anywho, here's the firxt unoffficial sex.slashdot poll:

Your First Blowjob...

• She could suck-start a harley!
• He could suck a golfball through a garden hose!
• I'll tell you when it happens
• I did not have sex with that woman!
• Cowboy Kneeled!