The Turd Report's Journal: The Turd Report 12/24/2001

Hello everyone. I am glad to be back home! I had 3 steak tacos last night. They were very good. I was kinda bound up from my flight. The turd was very big; it was about 2 days worth of poo. The turd was multi colored and the color division was almost right in the middle. I had a bagel and braunschwager with some tea before I left Amsterdam. The European part of the turd was a light brown in color and the American side was a much darker brown. It was very hard. There was no smell to it at all and the wipe was about the cleanest you can get. It did take two flushes to get the turd to align itself right so it would go down the tube. I rate this turd an '8.5'.

Merry Christmas everyone!