masq's Journal: Wow, I'm a Blogger.

Looking at my user page, it seems the guys at Slashdot were foolish enough to give me blog space just for signing up. Why would anybody read this? Nobody reads my posts, nobody reads my emails, nobody's gonna read my journal. I'm the Invisible Frickin' Man, which is not as cool of a superpower as I imagined it to be when I was in highschool. But then again, the girls don't look as cool as they did in highschool either, which may have something to do with it.

Thankfully, the "security by obscurity" of my Slashdot blog will enable me to use this space to write super-secret messages to my SuperEvilFriends Saddam and Osama without fear of them ever being read by anybody on planet earth.

SuperSecretEvilMessage #1:
Saddam: Got those WMDs you fedexed me. I put them in the shed out back. I can't leave them there forever, since the missus is on a spring cleaning kick and is throwing all my crap out. When you dig yourself out from under that building, you better come get them, or we're BOTH dead meat. I mean it this time. Thanks. See you on wing night.

btw, thanks to this post, I have now hit my Karma cap of Negative five million. Goatse's pretty pissed that I bumped him to #2 troll. Get used to it loser, there's a new king in town.

Its a lie!

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There is no journal space on slashdot! it is an american zionist lie they are selling the people. Soon we will slit the throats of the lying americans and our Iraqi army will triumph in the desert sand!