ChuckleBug's Journal: Chucklebug hates you

I hate Shippert. He is a degenerate Monkey with matted armpits.

Now, you may ask: Why do you hate Shippert so? My answer: "He tasks me....He tasks me and I shall have him. I'll chase him round the moons of Nibia and round the Antares Maelstrom and round Perdition's flames before I give him up!"

But if he gives me $10, I will love him.