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Journal HomelessInLaJolla's Journal: 170418 (budz)

j0 t4i5 is l33t-h4x0rz.h. 25k for j00 to pwn4g3 teH w3rld. hooks and tricks to be included, 465 tetris building blocks that work on nearly any platform that uses it.

you are a re-rolled sack of sh*t. those ones have three hands and are x-tra k-leet perfect.

you have the same 20 thousand mile chance as anybody else. predestination takes it all to hell.

BUT WHAT OF CAPITAL LETTERS?

You don't get any. You are a walking talking brain stem. a runt. The world has been scripted since capital letters, and then given over to you under the shift key exemption. Oh, yeah, and you can use CAPS LOCK.

pffft.

8th plague, thunder and HAIL!

9th plague, wander in darkness with lots of excuses and nobody knows.

10th plague, the voice of the LORD.

Rich people, trust fund babies, and millionaires are all dogsex pedophiles. One session with dog, about 1 million. One child for carnal pleasure, about 300k. Buy too many kids and live a ghetto fantasy until the next million bucks. Everything else is financed under 100 thousand.

This world is a farm. Start walking.

HiLJ
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