pr0ntab's Journal: Your Ass is Grass

Just a note to all y'all playa haters out there:

My foot is going IN YOUR ASS. So be prepared to be REUNITED with the dirt from whence you came. I'm taking you DOWN.

In other news, I have an extreme dislike of (and disrepect to) Sarah Michelle Gellar. She claims in her E Weekly interview that she was disappointed by the critics scathing reviews of Scooby Doo. She told herself that she was making it for all the kids who absolutely loved it, apparently.

Don't get me wrong, I love Scooby Doo. But that movie was ass. This real-life motion picture with CG and everything sucked about 10 times harder than the made-for-tv cartoon Scooby Movies. I think Mrs. Gellar just can't handle the fact that THE MOVIE WAS A PIECE OF GARBAGE and she made a poor decision. A studio can shit out anything and as long as it has an endearing franchise supporting it they can do no wrong (see also Inspector Gadget; they're raping my precious memories!). The kids who liked that movie have never SEEN a Scooby Doo movie. And they've probably seen 3 movies total, so how could they judge relatively? It's okay that the kids liked it, but combined with her career plan changes, BIG MISTAKE and she won't admit it.

So Mrs. Gellar is fooling herself when she believes that she can quit Buffy and be successful in movies until she ages enough to play adult roles. She'd make a great emotionless cop on some crime drama on CBS...