charlie's Journal: Hello Kitty has gone too far!

Submitted in evidence that Hello Kitty! and her friends from Sanrio have gone too far in their campaign to infiltrate and undermine the structure of reality as we know it with a campaign of squamous, rugose, and ultimately unspeakable cuteness:

• Despite not having a mouth, she lives on a diet of toast
• But she owns a laptop, an APS camera, and a refrigerator
• You can go see her at home in Harmonyland
• She wants you to take a psychologistical test (sic)
• Kitty's friend Cthulhu has his own range of cute merchandise
• Kitty doesn't take no shit from anybody
• She has a healthy, if solitary sex life
• And the Catholic League have got her under surveillance (scroll to bottom of web page)

Is Hello Kitty! the anti-Cthulhu?