Journal Jimmy_Slimmy's Journal: Happy Earth Day! 11
Ah, Mother Earth. A good planet.
Today I plan to exercise my rights to not pollute the land, air, and water around the small plot of land that the bank and I own.
And if big, bad black helicopters come flying in, raking gunfire over my monument to the 10 Commandments and my shrine to the Constitution and my altar to the Bill of Rights, I plan to use my freedom of speech to say:
"Hey! Wait a minute! I'm calling 911 ! "
Happy Earth Day, every one. Be a good neighbor to all your friends, because there is that of God in everyone.
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No, actually, I have it on good authority that carbon dioxide is not a pollutant. It is all natural.
But thanks for posting!
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The future is hard to predict. Some day I may be wrong about carbon dioxide being a pollutant- but by then, I may not be producing carbon dioxide.
The thing is, you are wrong now.
But thanks for posting! Enjoy your Earth Day.
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I guess he is objecting to your saying that he is wrong, when you base that on an event that has not yet happened. Maybe you could elaborate on that, carbonate breath. Finding someone who verifies what you say about the future still does not mean that the future event must occur. See? You confuse prediction with reality.
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Now you're playing the game!
Thanks for posting!
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Umm. Salty balls.
Oh, sorry. Next time I won't bite them off.
Umm. Sauce. Red sauce. Umm.