memfree's Journal: Philly PR?

Hopefully, junkies don't read newspapers. Otherwise this article in today's paper might bring my city a hoarde of vermin. To quote columnist, Marina Walker:

Federal data show that the heroin here [in Philadelphia] is the purest found in the major U.S. cities - 73 percent pure in 2000 - and costs less than half the national average.

Woohoo!!!

That good, eh?

[DaytonCIM]

Federal data show that the heroin here [in Philadelphia] is the purest found in the major U.S. cities - 73 percent pure in 2000 - and costs less than half the national average.

Really? Sweet... on my way! Woot! Woot!

The city of brotherly love and shooting up!

[cb900crdr]

WOOHOO!

What this will do for the tourism industry. Should counteract all that nasty, post 9-11 negative news.

Attention K-mart shoppers! Today's blue light special: Heroin. 73% pure and half off. Remeber like Wall-Mart were passing on our savings to you, the consumer!