People of the DC Beltway, MBTP ALERT!

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Journal GMontag's Journal: People of the DC Beltway, MBTP ALERT!

Journal by GMontag on Tuesday December 04, 2007 @10:01AM

Montag Weatherwire
04 December in the year of our Lord, 2007

Snow is falling in Arlington, VA NOW! Hurry, get on the METRO, get to your cars, drive on the sidewalks, run over trash cans, BUY ALL OF THE MILK, BREAD AND TOILET PAPER THAT YOU CAN!

Then abandon your vehicles in the most disruptive locations possible, like major intersections!

This has been a public service of Guy Montag, humanitarian.

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