I intend to post as soon as the opportunity for an intelligent comment arises. Yay.
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So I finally got down to it and registered my Slashdot account, having visited the site since at least 1999. I did it mostly to configure what I see on the front page: filtering topics that don't concern me or are full of zealotry, and of course to get those handy Slashboxes.