Otter's Journal: "I, as a representative virgin..."

Another Great Moment In Open-Source Development:

And all of that is brought to you without any sheep sacrifice and hardly any virgin sacrifice ("hardly any" because I, as a representative virgin, am making a small sacrifice, but from what I understand it doesn't count as a full fledged "virgin sacrifice").

My all-time favorite, though, is still (from kde-devel): "I've fixed that bug but haven't checked the code in yet because I'm grounded and can't use my computer."