mwarps's Journal: Today's Rant, sponsored by Mother Nature

Fucking snow. I love it. I hate driving in it. I hate shovelling it. I hate slipping on my ass and messing up my back due to it. But I still love it.

Snow days. I love them. Period. End of sentence. Only had two in the five years I've been here. It had been ten years since there was one before that.

What's with these fucking PUSSY ASS schools that cancel class when there's half an inch? You're pathetic. You certainly can't function if someone throws a naturally occuring crystalline form of the most common molecule on earth at you. Shit. You might as well all go kill yourselves now. Do us a favor, and take as many of your co-workers and classmates with you as possible. Thanks!