Journal SPAM: Armed Terrorist Cell Nabbed INSIDE U. S.!!! 4
Pick one:
(a) OMG!!! Raise the terror code to RED!!! Where'd I put that plastic and duct tape, Tom? You were right Loud Obbs, they ARE inside our borders [pause to breathe into paper bag to calm hyperventilation]
(b) Ho hum. Page 29b. Shall we run this at all, boss? There's an update on Anna Nicole's baby's daddy's diaper rash here someplace....
Thanks, Correntewire. I guess you have more to do, now that the Fitzmas went bust.
Nothing to see here, move along! (Score:2)
Our bad.
Bet a nickle... (Score:1)
Re: (Score:2)
See? (Score:2)
Brings to mind a working title for a book (With apologies to Jonathan Swift): "Gullible's Travails"
Oh, Hunter, why'd you leave us early? "Fear and Loathing on Planet Earth" is so ready to be written...