Alien54's Journal: Dr. Grordborts Infallible Aether Oscillators For Sale

Yes! You can actually buy these Rayguns:

Dr. Grordborts Infallible Aether Oscillators, are a line of immensely dangerous yet simple to operate wave oscillation weapons. Meticulously built to the exacting standards and plans of Dr. Grordbort, these weapons, bespangled in fine detail and with various (most likely quite dangerous) moving parts are the perfect addition to a gentleman's study or a deterring centerpiece for a lady's powder room or chiffonier.

These Rayguns will be limited edition pieces. We will be making only 500 of each gun worldwide, all of which will be handcrafted and made out of metal with some glass parts. Every Raygun comes with its own velvet lined pressed tin case, Certificate of Authenticity and an assortment of implements and crafting tools. Not only that, these weapons are a decent punch of metal - with each gun weighing in at over 7 pounds each these are no light investment. Ammunition not supplied (Phlogiston and Compressed Aether phials may be ordered through the Doctor's upcoming Contrapulatronic Dingus Directory)

They look like something straight out of Buck Rogers, and are a perfect show piece for any geek's lair.