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Journal How2Troll's Journal: Lesson #003 - Trolling the OS choice of Slashbots 5

Trolling the operating system choice of Slashbots is VARY easy. Old troll standards, such as BSD is dying troll still garner replies, even though the veteran slashbots have seen them hundreds, if not thousands, of times. You can expect to a get a reply like this to your INTELLIGENTLY CRAFTED OS troll:
 
 

"Blah! My operating system is bigger than yours! I'm a slashbot! You're wrong! I'm right!"

You're probably salivating over the THOUSANDS of bites you'll be getting on your OS trolls. But, to get these bites, you must avoid the dreaded off-topic or troll moderations. To avoid these:

      1. Post in a story where the troll is on-topic
          EXAMPLE: Not done correctly
          EXAMPLE: Done correctly
      2. Post with links to show how right you are.
          EXAMPLE: Not done correctly
          EXAMPLE: Done correctly (but see #3)
      3. DON'T post a *BSD is dying troll

That's our lesson for today. I'm preparing an ULTRA-MASTAH TROLLING LESSON FOR Y'ALLZ to be posted soon. Until then, keep trolling!

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