The Turd Report's Journal: The Turd Report 11/01/2002

I am back from vacation and caught up with work, so back to reporting.

Yesterday I had two tuna salad sandwiches and a pickle for lunch and a pear afterwards. I also had some zuchinni bread I bought at the farmers market. I didn't feel the need to take a dump until I was at work. I had eaten too much bread so I had to do a bit of pushing to get this on going. It was about 10 inches long and was a light brown with nuts from the zuchinni bread embedded in it. It kept it's shape well and was easy to clean up. It stayed underwater, so there was not much smell to it at all. This was a little better that the average turd, so I give it a 7.

Bread +Cheese

[Em Emalb]

=Nightmare turds. Talk about clogged...the pushing is reward in and of it's self though, since you get a nice ab workout in the process.

heh, welcome back.

Better That Sit-Ups

[The Turd Report]

A good dump can be more exercise than doing 50 sit-ups.

Re:Better That Sit-Ups

[mekkab]

I'll take the sit ups, though.
I'd rather not blow out my o-ring.

wow...

[FortKnox]

bread made it 'weighty'. Interesting.

Re:wow...

[The Turd Report]

Maybe I am just an odd-ball, but bread really binds me up. While some bread will keep my turds firm, if I eat too much bread, it is like trying to pass a brick.