Tet's Journal: Another pointless list of quesitons

I'm fairly sure the only reason these things propagate is because the lameness filter stops you replying to them in place. Anyway...

1. If you had to live in a different state than the one you live in what would it be?
   I don't live in a state. But in the spirit of the question, probably Sweden or Norway.
2. If you were on a plane that crashed, would you rather be stranded on an island or a desert?
   Island. Deserts aren't generally conduicive to sustaining human life.
3. What "catches your eye" first in the opposite sex?
   Depends on the girl in question. Sometimes it's a beautiful face, sometimes the curve on a leg, sometimes it's just a huge pair of tits!
4. How much do you think a guy should spend on an engagement ring?
   Zero. Since I don't believe in marriage, engagement's a pretty empty concept too.
5. How old do you want to be when you retire?
   36.
6. Would you rather be the smartest person in the world or the most attractive person in the world?
   Smartest.
7. Do you think tattoos are hot?
   No. If you've got a good artist, then yes, they can look good. But most are just crap. My others thirds are both tattooed by a friend of ours who did an amazing job (one heavily, the other with only a couple of pieces).
8. What was your first pet?
   A hamster called Herbie.
9. Where did you go on your first Spring Break?
   The concept doesn't exist here.
10. Are you scared of spiders or snakes?
    No. I wouldn't keep either as pets (as my ex does), but I'm not scared of them.
11. What was your first job?
    Stacking shelves at Sainsbury's. I was turned down by Waitrose and Tesco!
12. What is in your front, right pocket?
    A Nokia 6680, my keys, a pack of blackcurrant Tunes and 47 new pence.
13. Do you put up a real Christmas tree each year?
    Haven't done for a few years. I was thinking about doing so this year, if I can excavate some space to put it.
14. How many blankets are on your bed?
    None. My other third makes quilts (and there are 3 on the bed).
15. Do you have a TV in your bedroom?
    Yes.
16. When was the last time you received a card in the mail?
    This morning.
17. Who was the last person that text-messaged you?
    One of my former minions from a previous job.
18. Who was the first person you saw today?
    My other third.
19. Do you have any awards hanging on your wall?
    Yes.
20. Do you own glasses?
    Yes.
21. When is the last time you shaved something on your body?
    A couple of days ago.
22. What was your first vehicle?
    A Ford Capri. I still have it.
23. Do you miss high school?
    If by that you mean secondary school, then no.
24. Are you more of a neat or messy person?
    Both.
25. Do you think that everyone should have a cell phone?
    Absolutely not.
26. Do you remember your first family vacation?
    We used to go up to Scotland to visit relatives when I was very small. We probably went when I was too small to remember, too.
27. Ever been in a fight with a best friend?
    No.
28. Ever puked in public?
    Yep.
29. Would you prefer dinner and a movie or bowling and ice cream?
    Dinner and bowling.
30. Do you sleep with your door open or closed at night?
    Open. How else could the cats get in and out?
31. How far do you live from work?
    12 miles.
32. Do you believe in afterlife?
    No.
33. How many credit cards do you own?
    3.
34. Would you move to another country tomorrow, if you were offered a $100,000 job?
    Already got one. Why would I need to move to another country?
35. How many kids do you see yourself having?
    None.
36. Were you a trouble child?
    Nope.
37. Do you like butterflies?
    Nothing to like or dislike. They're just there.
38. Can you shake your booty?
    I don't own any booty.
39. Do you shower at night or in the morning?
    Morning.
40. Where is your favorite place to eat?
    Anywhere with good food and good friends.
41. What did you wear to bed last night?
    Nothing.
42. Do you have to sleep with something "ON" every night in order to sleep?
    No.
43. On average, how much TV do you watch a day?
    Maybe 10 minutes.
44. Do you have any piercings?
    No.
45. Would you rather go snorkeling in the Caribbean or hiking on the Appalachian Trail?
    Snorkelling. I love the water. But I'd be happy to do either.
46. Have you ever taken karate lessons?
    Yes.
47. Do you think if you got married, you would ever get a divorce?
    N/A.

Only 47 questions? Everyone else seems to have missed out #6, #18 and #24.

fueled by procrastination...

[mekkab]

Do you sleep with your door open or closed at night?
Open. How else could the cats get in and out?

easily. Firstly, most of the cats are forcibly ejected at bedtime. Why? Their penchant for wanting to be fed at 4am. In fact, their ability to make loud noises provoked us to purchase a "scat mat"- an mat electrified by a 9volt battery. That shut 'em up. And prevents them from scratching up the carpet (when we had it) and the floor/door.

Secondly, Pom-pom has proven herself to be above the riff-raff and we've