Journal SexyKellyOsbourne's Journal: Dear Cumguzzling Slashdot Editors 5
I know you're constantly modding me down as "Overrated" whenever I write a really good post that you just happen to disagree with. After it gets to and stays at 5 after 12 mods or so, I see about 5 overrateds being done within a minute, all obviously coordinated over IRC.
You can't live without me -- I'm one of the few people left who has the guts to play devil's advocate and keep the conversation alive here, whether you like it or not.
You Slashdot editors are all a bunch of limp-wristed pantywaists -- just get it over with, make your life simpler, show the world exactly what kind of passive-agressive censors you are, and use the BITCHSLAP script on me!
Love,
SexyKellyOsbourne (wanna fuck?)
Fishsticks (Score:2)
I can't wait until VA Hardware... errr, VA Linux... err, VA Software... err, whatever the fuck their name is now... puts Slashdot out of its misery. It's so pathetic to see the editors trying to troll Slashdot readers with their paranoid headlines and rabid opensource zealotry. Ugh. Even an Amiga user would say that Slashdot has gone over the deep end.
Even trolling gets dull after a while, because it's so easy. I never posted an article with the words changed, though; maybe I should try that.
True (Score:2)
But yeah, this site truly is pathetic -- how many damned case mods, useless freshmeat regurgitations, and so forth are we going to see in addition to their pseudo-communist anti-capitalist, anti-American propaganda? Slashdot is nothing but terabytes, possibly petabytes of rancid anal discharge going right down the toilet, and I hope they bring VA Whatever down with them, or vice versa.
It's so easy to get modded up to +5, as no one ever checks the facts -- I make sure to have one statement be blatantly wrong in every story at a minimum. All you have to do is post early (just set slashdot as your homepage), post something remotely relevant, and twist it as much as you can.
I might get bored of it, but it still makes me crack up watching so many idiots feed me all those gourmet banquets and start serious, heartfelt discussions -- however, as any criminal inherently believes, I feel what I'm doing truly is righteous.
But remember the words of the Mallcore Gods, Limp Bizkit: Keep Trollin', Trollin', Trollin', Trollin'!
Yeah, I remember (Score:2)
I was thinking this account would be fucked quickly, but it still remains at excellent karma.
I also loved "CmderTaco" and his endless page lengthening/widening first posts -- was that you, too?
Good work on all accounts -- keep trollin', trollin', trollin', trollin'!