DinoGeek's Journal: Mainframe People Get No Respect

I've been an IBM mainframe applications guy for over twenty-five years.

But everyone knows in this industry, seniority and tenure have no real significance, but yet, they should. How come I get no respect?

Yes, in my later gigs, it has been spoken and inferred that we mainframers are "slackers" for not keeping up with the latest technology. Is that really the case?

Well children, there may be other reasons.

First off, I like to type. I believe anyone in this profession must know how to type. A mouse never really did much for me.

Secondly, object-oriented code is a mess. Yeah, you cut and paste someone else's "work of art" into your known plagiarized code, and hope it works. Besides, the human brain can only deal with symbols and nebulous nonsensical tags and what-not without a quick burnout.

I hear it all the time: "(Laugh), you're kidding me. You still write in COBOL? I thought they quit using that about thirty years ago".

NOT!

Oh, how marvelous, distributive processing!

NOT!

There is something to be said to the security of a closed-box system. But yet, companies spend more money on overhead for firewalls, anti-virus software, etc.

If Grace Hopper were alive today, I'm sure she would be proud that what she helped invent is still alive and well, although she too predicted the demise of COBOL prior to her death. I guess Grace didn't realize what a great concept she really had. Her legacy will live on for a long time.

I will end this little journalistic rant now, but if you have IBM mainframe people working in your shop, and you are not one of them, please bow to them and congratulate them for knowing a good thing when they see it, and also the fact that they probably know a lot more than you about computers.

Have a nice day and best wishes, and....good luck!

Buggy whip maker preservation

[GMontag]

Phil,

Just because others have moved on does not mean that you have to. There are still places to get buggy whips [stockroom.com](NWS) and some person(s) must be making them. Same same for the software required for coal-burning hardware.

Well

[ryanr]

Most people don't think that the majority of CS concepts were invented on IBM machines in the 60's. But that's because they aren't paying attention. ;)

teh messy object-oriented scrambled my brain

[Bill Dog]

First off, I like to type. ...
I hear it all the time: "... You still write in COBOL? ..."

If you had mentioned the second thing first, the first then would have been implied, and you could've saved yourself some typ... oh, wait...