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Journal by janeowit on Thursday November 30, 2006 @09:13PM

I think low rise long underwear would be a really good piece of clothing for someone to make. I have to wear long underwear under actual clothes, like dress pants because when I walk over a mile and it is 6 F out, I need a bit more than a thin layer of material on my legs. And having the long underwear come up at least 4 inches past my waist-line isn't very flattering. So, invent that and get back to me.

Here's the case study I was talking about- The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard Anas platyrhynchos . And there are pictures... In all seriousness, it's actually sort of interesting to read the full article. Did you know I was forced to catalogue Mallard courtship and mating behavior at Como for class? Good times.

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Long underwear is smart. (Score:2)

by Some Woman ( 250267 ) * writes:

I used to just wear gym pants under my jeans. Of course, they looked awful if I didn't wear a long shirt to cover my waist.
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  by janeowit ( 909913 ) * writes:
  
  I couldn't live without my long underwear. They fit under every pair of pants I wear.
  
  I only have bottoms though, because I don't get the point of wearing tops. That's the point of a coat.
Send me money (Score:2)

by ellem ( 147712 ) * writes:

I earned it. Like that time I invented DHCP. [geardirect.com]
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  by janeowit ( 909913 ) * writes:
  
  How you anticipated the needs of women wearing low rise pants in frigid climates I don't know, but I applaud you sir.
  
  Thanks for pointing that out, they don't have them in the real world yet.
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    by ellem ( 147712 ) * writes:
    
    I stare at women's asses all day long so... I mean, um, women's health is really important to me.
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  by blinder ( 153117 ) * writes:
  
  so *you* are the one? you invented dhcp eh? i oughta crush your skull!!!
  
  [grumble: stupid sys admins can't seem to figure out routing tables and resolve.conf in a dhcp'd linux box]
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    by ellem ( 147712 ) * writes:
    
    routing tables are like so, uh, ya know, static.
No, wait! (Score:2)

by ryanr ( 30917 ) * writes:

T-back long underwear.

Oh yeah.

Ladies, stay warm while sporting the whale tail. Oh yeah!
Skins? (Score:2)

by bettiwettiwoo ( 239665 ) writes:

Skins maybe? [skins.com.au] (Work equally well in hot and cold [skins.com.au] and don't end anywhere near your armpits.)

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