SexyKellyOsbourne's Journal: Yes, I post stupid shit on purpose! :P

I mean, I get modded up to +5 for fucking POPE-BASHING. My entire post archive is nothing but trolls, flamebait, and erroneous-information-filled karma whoring, and yet I now have enough karma to post at +2. I even did an early goatse link that didn't get modded down for at least an entire hour.

All you have to do is make up some bs, post something remotely on-topic, and fill it full of whatever flamebait you want -- and most importantly, post early. The whole mod system is a joke, just like much of the journalism on this site.

Trolling (or whatever you want to call it) is/was my alternative to video games, though now that I invested in another decent system, I might do it less -- and even though I can run Ut2k3 or bf1942 with ease now, I still can't resist laughing my head off when people either flame me or write long, serious, well-thought out responses.

I'm not sure

[Tycho]

I don't know should I mark you as a friend or as an enemy?

Its fun.

[irc.goatse.cx troll]

For added fun, run your karma into the ground, then see if you can bring it back. The 2post limit is a bit of a bottle neck, but its still doable.

I've considered it

[SexyKellyOsbourne]

Though right now I'm alternating between things like early +1 HEY EVERYBODY I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO trolls (it was quite succesful, thanks to the troll/RETARDED mod who sent it up) and outright garbage that I make off the top of my head that may look legitimate, but is actually just flamebait or BS that gets modded up.

It would tax the world's marble supply

[SexyKellyOsbourne]

and cost millions of dollars to hire 100,000 slave laborers to carve my fat, sexy, British thunderass into stone.

uhm, welcome to the party

[Anonymous Cowrad]

real innovative, man.

nobody else thought of that.

BULLSHIT!

[SexyKellyOsbourne]

I am entirely original! How dare you question my genius and outright superiority!

I am a unique and indivudalistic person, just like everyone else is!!! So why don't you pour hot grits down your pants while masturbating furiously [silentvictims.org] to Natalie Portman after getting a taco snotting!?

Click here! Or here! [goatse.cx]

Korn, Slipknot, Staind, and Limp Bizkit 4eva!

Hey!

[SexyKellyOsbourne]

Just because I don't frequent the baths like you and all the other slashbots doesn't mean I don't have a life! :~(