Pervertus's Journal: God help me

1. My bunghole is causing pain again. And in addition, when I showered yesterday, I found in it something that looks like either a grain of wheat or some creature egg. I surely hope it's not the second option - I don't want parasites in my ass!!!
I cut that thing with my nails and it didn't seem to move, but it really really stinked. The horrible memory of the scent is still fresh in my mind.

2. I have a crush on a 13.5 year old girl I saw in some website meeting. She's cool and she got gorgeous cleavage. I really want to do her.
It is a good thing I won't see her in the near future.

(actually, in that meeting, she did lean her leg on me and I didn't want to look like I'm touching her so much, so I moved away a little. But heavens know what could have happened if we were alone)