I no longer work at Microsoft.
An individual I had met briefly (as he was attempting to steal my client when I was still doing independent tech support) extended an offer of employment to me.
I accepted the offer primarily because the job is closer to my home and because it seems more interesting than what I was doing at MS (which turned out to be different than I was told going into it).
So anyway, my 1 month employment at MS (through Volt) is the 2nd shortest job I've ever had... The first shortest was 3 days at McDonald's; I didn't need a job at that time and didn't want to flip burgers anyway.