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Journal AntiFreeze's Journal: WTF BBQ QLINK 3

Ummm.... yeah... BIOPRO QLink Pendant

The BIOPRO Qlink employs unique technology to provide you with a resource in dealing with debilitating stress. We all know that stress acts as an age accelerator, that stress can compromise your health, your immune system, your vulnerability to negative influences. One of the major external stressors in our environment is Electromagnetic Frequencies (EMFs). Using the revolutionary BIOPRO QLink you can experience for yourself the unique energy enhancement qualities. By giving you resilience to the effects of stress, the BIOPRO QLink works directly with your natural energy field, or biofield, to optimize your well being.

All this can be yours for only $269.00 USD, but don't forget the disclaimer: These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. The products and/or technologies listed are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Really? But it looked so reputable!

Who buys this crap? Would you?

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  • The same people who believe space ships hide in the tail of a comet.

    Scientologists.

    Kabbalahists.

    Yanni fans.

    And George W. Bush.
    • It's people that don't understand physics...

      Oh, wait... in that case you're right anyway... ;-)

      Seriously. When I read "Electromagnetic Frequencies (EMFs)", I think of a term that my wife and her brother both already used. The term they used is "electrosmog". They think it's bad for you and somehow this term has a bad sideeffect. They think that it's like "smog" and stays within the room. Both my wife and her brother are, let's say, not proficient in physics. Of course, people who kow physics can tel

  • by mekkab ( 133181 ) on Wednesday March 15, 2006 @02:59PM (#14926268) Homepage Journal
    I spent all my money on holographic technology that will align the atoms in my gasoline line and give me better mileage. I think it also improves cellphone reception.

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