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Journal zsau's Journal: I hate people who gratuitously swear (Pt. 2)

Whereas the Overlord is stressed by swearing:

And whereas this stress interferes with the good Government of the Whole World:

The Overlord therefore enacts:

  1. All those who gratuitously swear, or who use swear words in a way deemed to annoy the Overlord, are deemed guilty of a most grave offence.
  2. The punishment for this most grave offence shall be death in a mostly humane manner.

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