britneys 9th husband's Journal: Did Slashdot die while I was gone?

No articles on the front page (and this includes the minimized "gray line" articles they started doing a week or two ago) since 6:45 PM EST. No actual articles on the front page since 4:27 PM (the one about the guy from del.icio.us).

The current time is now 11:14 PM.

Update: Good to see Zonk decided to wander into work and actually post a story. I guess the gay sex orgy was just too good to pull himself away from and haul his (probably sore by now) ass into work.