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Journal britneys 9th husband's Journal: Slashdot has confirmed: *BSD is deader than Tookie

No stories posted since November 4!!! That's a month and a half!

Take that BSD nerds. Your precious operating system is deader than Zonk's heterosexuality.

Oh by the way, I couldn't find BSD in the journal topic menu. Guess that means the funeral's over.

It is official; the Electoral College confirms: USA is dying

One more crippling
bombshell hit the already beleaguered USA community when CNN confirmed that USA
IQ share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of
the worldwide average. Coming on the heels of a recent Electoral College vote which plainly states
that USA has lost more Democrats, this news serves to reinforce what we've
known all along. USA is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by
reelecting a right-wing nutjob
in the recent 2004 Presidential election.

You don't need to
be a Kreskin [amdest.com] to predict USA's
future. The hand writing is on the wall: USA faces a bleak future. In fact there won't
be any future at all for USA because USA is dying. Things are looking very
bad for USA. As many of us are already aware, USA continues to lose Democrats. Red
states fill the map like a rising sea of blood.

FreeUSA is the most endangered of them all, having
lost 93% of its core civil rights. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time
FreeUSA rights Freedom of Assembly and Freedom of Religion only serve to underscore the point
more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: FreeUSA is dying.

Let's
keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

OpenUSA leader FactCheck.org states that there
are 7000 citizens of OpenUSA. How many users of NetUSA are there? Let's see. The number of
OpenUSA versus NetUSA votes in Ohio is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are
about 7000/5 = 1400 NetUSA citizens. USA/OS votes in Florida are about half of the volume
of NetUSA posts. Therefore there are about 700 citizens of USA/OS. A recent FoxNews poll put
FreeUSA at about 80 percent of the USA land area. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 =
36400 FreeUSA users. This is consistent with the number of FreeUSA Ohio votes.

Due to the troubles of the Supreme Court, terrorist fearmongering and so on, FreeUSA went out
of business
and was taken over by John Kerry who ran another troubled campaign. Now John Kerry' Presidential campaign
is also dead
, its corpse turned over to yet another Cheney house.

All major
surveys show that USA has steadily declined in personal freedoms. USA is very sick and
its long term survival prospects are very dim. If USA is to survive at all it will
do so as a subsidiary of Halliburton. USA continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle
could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, USA is dead.

Fact: USA is dying

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