KarmaOverDogma's Journal: Bumper Stickers for Our Times

I haven't seen any of these as bumper stickers, but I'd be grinning if I did.

Some of you may need to take these with a grain of salt, but here they are:

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HONK IF YOU THINK I'M JESUS

BUSH 04: LEAVE NO CHILD A DIME

WHO WOULD JESUS BOMB?

WHEN RELIGION RULED THE WORLD THEY CALLED IT THE DARK AGES

SUPPORT FAITH-BASED MISSILE DEFENSE

WORK HARDER! CORPORATE CRIMINALS NEED YOUR MONEY!

SEPARATE CHURCH & HATE

IT AIN'T OVER TIL YOUR BROTHER COUNTS THE VOTES

DON'T PRAY IN MY SCHOOL & I WON'T THINK IN YOUR CHURCH

WE DON'T HAVE A DEMOCRACY, WE HAVE AN AUCTION

I GIVE EVOLUTION TWO OPPOSABLE THUMBS UP

BORN O.K. THE FIRST TIME

NEVER HAVE SO FEW TAKEN SO MUCH FROM SO MANY FOR SO LONG

PEOPLE ARE MORE OPPOSED TO FUR THAN LEATHER BECAUSE IT'S EASIER TO HARASS RICH WOMEN THAN MOTORCYCLE GANGS

MILITANT AGNOSTIC: I DON'T KNOW AND YOU DON'T EITHER

SO MANY RIGHT WING CHRISTIANS....SO FEW LIONS

ONE NATION UNDER SURVEILLANCE