pezstar's Journal: Obligatory intro post

I am Pezstar. I don't get enough sleep. I like spicy food. I have a tattoo of a pez dispenser. I have pretty hair. If I could, I would stay in my room gaming for the next 3 years. I drink too much caffeine. I chain smoke Marlboro Menthol Ultra Light 100s. I like Jack Daniel's on the rocks. I hate relationship drama. I hate driving. I'm addicted to LiveJournal. I'm not the prettiest girl on the street, but I don't care anymore. I'm probably smarter than you are anyway. I have a fucked up sense of humor, and will probably offend you. If I do happen to offend you, I probably won't apologize. You should grow some thicker skin. If ignorance is bliss, I'm the most miserable person you'll ever meet. I talk very fast. I can suck a taxi driver through immigration. The sunrise is my sunset, and I am lucky enough to see it almost every day over the Outer Banks of North Carolina. Oops. I lied. I moved to Boston where there is no sunset because the city lights make it bright at 3am. I'm rabidly pro-choice, and I will argue about it with you until your tongue goes numb. I can sing like a siren when no one is listening. I have slept with a stuffed monkey every night since I was 4. If I had a million dollars, I wouldn't buy you a house. I'm a hopeless romantic who has had one too many doses of reality. It's a strange combination. I could kick your ass at most Nintendo games. I talk a lot of shit, but I wouldn't hurt a fly unless he deserved it. I bite my nails. I don't like it when people try to get inside my head. All your base are belong to us. I have a bad habit of self-deprecation. 1 @|\/| 13373|2 7|-|@|\| j00. I can't draw. I like to mock Canada but I secretly want to live there. I'm overdosed on apathy and burnt out on sympathy.

-Pezzy

yow

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that has to be the best introduction ever.

heres mine, im just about the coolest person ever and for all intensive purposes Tom's younger sister.

oh by the way my name is Rachel.